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Wednesday, March 13, 2008
Balloon Nevada employees and stock holders unanimously award Full Sail Brewing Company as the "Official Beer Brewers of the Balloon Nevada Altitude Adjustment Facility."

The firm of Doolittle and Sittmore announced today that Balloon Nevada, Carson Valley Nevada's only AAF (Altitude Adjustment Facility) has announced Full Sail Brewing Co. located in Hood River, Oregon as the "Official Beer Brewers of the Balloon Nevada Altitude Adjustment Facility."
If an official response was to come, it would probably say: "This coveted award means a lot to us, thank you! Do we get a trophy? T-shirts? We don't have to hook you up with a bunch of free beer do we?"
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Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Balloon Nevada adds a new feature to their web site
By popular request, Balloon Nevada has added a feature called "In Case you've Been Wondering" . . . a question and answers session with pictures. Web site visitors and potential passengers can email their questions, with answers showing up online.
Click here to visit the 'In Case you've Been Wondering' page.
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Friday, April 13, 2007
Our guests from Dayton, NV got an added treat as we flew with a fellow balloonist from Portland, Oregon who brought his new hand painted balloon to the Carson Valley for a flight. Darren Kling of ArtAloft.com contacted us about doing a flight here in the Carson Valley, so we accompanied him for a 10,000 foot view of Lake Tahoe. Nice balloon Darren.
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February 2007
Balloon Rides are Better than Exercise
Forget exercising! Throw away that treadmill and stop wasting money on gym memberships! According to recent studies by Dr. Arthur B. Sobotnique, world renowned fitness guru, "a one hour balloon ride with Balloon Nevada* is equivalent to a years worth of crunches, push ups, running or jogging!"
For compete details on this revolutionary study, Contact Balloon Nevada by email or by calling 775-790-7572
*Hundreds of balloon ride providers were tested around the world, and Balloon Nevada was the one and only balloon ride that is a proven substitute for exercise.
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December 2006
Balloon Nevada becomes the first *FDA approved Aerostatician in the USA to provide Successful Treatments for SLOE and ADL sufferers.
Are you one of the millions in the world today suffering from the dreaded condition known as SLOE? (Severe Lack Of Excitement) Some major symptoms of SLOE include monotony, un-eventfulness, colorlessness and boredom. ADL (Altitude Deficient Lifestyle) could be the cause. Fear not, help is here.
We're pleased to announce that after nearly 30 years of research and development, Balloon Nevada is the one and only FDA* approved Aerostatician licensed to administer Attitude for Altitude Adjustments, which are guaranteed to cure ADL and S.L.O.E. for up to 90 days!
Don't be fooled by inexperienced "over-the-counter" imitations, snake oil salesmen, dog and pony shows or bulk providers. Our Attitude for Altitude Adjustments are administered by well qualified and experienced aerostaticians with years of service throughout the USA and parts of Europe.
Contact us today for your personal Attitude for Altitude Adjustments and rid SLOE from your life once and for all.
Side effects such as laughter, happiness, pleasure, exhilaration, excessive water cooler conversations, massive picture taking, and a sense of awe are common. Those over the age of 10 and under the age of 120 are encouraged to adjust their attitude for altitude. Some patients have become dependent on altitude. Altitude dependency is NOT curable or harmful. Some altitude dependent patients are now living happily with their own hot air balloons. Please consult an authorized aerostatician prior to adjusting your attitude. *Friends Dependent on Aerostats
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